#kevin day

[godseyeinthecloset]

And Kevin is just as weird. He would go around carrying hardboiled eggs and bags of parmesan cheese in his Exy bag because he’s used to not having enough time for a real meal with the Ravens workout schedule and his nasty protein shake isn’t enough for him.

The upper class men would know of course but one day in the gym he would just pull out an egg shell and all and offer it to a baffled and bewildered Niel and they’d all watch to see who’s gonna win the bet on whether or not Niel eats it

My canon: Neil is super weird, but in a way people don't expect and it catches them unaware. He will have a perfectly normal conversation with you and then you realise he doesn't ignore the first slice of bread of the loaf, uses it right after opening it to make a sandwich. He doesn't have a set way of replacing the toilet paper roll. He does sock-shoe-sock-shoe. He takes the peel of the banana off completely before eating it on the go. He unplugs the laptop yanking on the cable not the plug. He eats kiwis with the skin on like they're apples. He eats dry cereal then drinks a glass of milk.

Neil Josten is like an alien that has managed to blend in quite well with the humans but sometimes he does something that reminds you he's a martian

[vartoids]

god knows what he’s thinking about…

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[millportisntreal]

I love that Jean has a type and that type is strikers

[foxholecourt22]

[lorasx]

my opinion is that out of everyone andrew has the best gaydar and he would clock jean and jeremy’s shit so quick after seeing them for like 2 minutes. he’d be like “yeah, they wanna fuck each other” and neil is like “the fuck???” while kevin is having an existential crisis over it

[phosphorescentdreaming]

Honestly, I don't blame Seth at all for being on-sight when it comes to Kevin. If some college sophomore showed up out of the blue and decided to coach my team with bottled cult rhetoric and fanatacism I think I would, also, have throat-punched him on the daily.

[borninsunshine]

kevin day may be an arrogant fool at times but threaten to take away something he truly loves and he will tighten his grip until his arms give out and his fingers bleed and even then he will stay holding on.

for example : exy. another example : neil josten

[falafels]

pt. 7 !! <pt.6 pt.8>

french translation: how joyless you are. little bitch

tag plinth for my beloved @andrewsleftarmband <3

[thepriceofsurvival]

Love that Jean’s type is bleach blonde short nice and friendly people.

And Kevin.

[codename-adler]

37.

Sethaaron finally caught each other’s freak wavelength ✨ Kevin still fighting the gay demons but he better hurry uppp

also Andreil’s there being… Andreil

[andrwminward]

Me looking at Kevin:

eepy guys 🤲

bonus (the photo on the wall):

[zombiecowboy65]

Ok so I have a question and idk if anyone can answer but in the original series neil says to kevin that because he’s 2 and Jean is 3 , kevin ranks over Jean. But if neil stayed neil would’ve been 3 and Jean would’ve been 4. So like? To me it always seemed like riko was just numbering as he was going and this line really threw me off. So would Jean rank over neil then if neil signed ? Or was neil just horrifically misunderstanding Jean’s situation ?? SOS ill take any and all guesses lol

[palmetto-polls]

Who would handle a lost, crying child the best poll here.

If you have any poll requests, please send them in my asks! Requests are always appreciated.

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Just realised that Kevin turned 21 during tkm and Neil just straight up didn't tell us

[codename-adler]

dis be in the graveyard of my notes app

people will be like “hey. hey. what if this beloved character was DEAD” and then they’ll write a fic about it and the rest of the fandom will collectively go “no!!!” while reblogging and saving it

[cowpants147]

I neeedddd more Foxes on TikTok content! Them doing their own versions of trending videos and challenges like the "dress up as something that starts with your first initial challeneg"

Allison, looking ethereal dressed like a literal Greek God, glammed to the heavens: I'm Allison, I'm dressed as Aphrodite and it's the onw year anniversary of my boyfriends death so I better be the drunkest tonight.

Renee, wearing a real leather F1 jacket/jumpsuit that Allison for some reason has in her closet with a blow up steering wheel in her hand: I'm Renee, I'm a race car driver and I think Nicky might be the drunkest.

Andrew, dressed exactly the same as normal but has a stethoscope around his neck and a piece of paper saying "Aaron" duct taped to his chest just stares into the camera for 30 seconds until it's obvious Allison will not be leaving without an answer: when Kevin starts puking I'm leaving.

Once everyone has given their answer the video enda with a pic of Nicky and Kevin passed out in a bathtub together.

Or the Trauma Dump Candy salad video which goes off the rails immediately and PSU makes them take down 3 hours after posting

"Hiiiiiii, I'm Nicky and I'm a gay teenage father of two and I brought Nerd Cluster Gummies"

"I'm Aaron and instead of going to rehab my evil doppelganger locked me in a bathroom w a blanket and a weeks worth of canned food and I brought Reeces"

"I'm Allison and my parents didn't even yell at my brother when he got expelled from boarding school for having coke in his room but I got kicked out of the house when I showed up to my deb ball with a black eye and a busted lip after playing (and winning) an exy game. They didn't even ask if I was OK. And I brought cherry flavoured Twizzlers"

"I'm Neil ans whenever I burn something while cooking I have a panic attack cause I start to think about burning my mother dead body in a ditch on the beach and I brought ... Andrew what are these called? Oh, I brought sour patch kids"

"I'm Kevin, I grew up in a cult and I brought raisins" except he's body tackled by a blonde blur before he gets a chance to dump the raisins into the bowl.

Them posting stupid shit to popular sounds:

Aaron, sat on the couch, study notes laid out around him, energy drink cans littering the place: I want to sit back and enjoy my my evening when all of a sudden ...

Camera flashes across the room to Neil just minding his own business: ... I hear this aggravating, grating voice

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The "My Shalya" sound over clips of Neil absolutely violating people.

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Zoom up of Kevin in full Queen Day sttess mode on the sidelines of practice with the sound "yes I'm a drama queen, but it's not by choice" playing over it and when it gets the "it's genetic" part the video zooms out to show Wymaxk next to him with the exact hand on hip, stressed look on his face

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Renee doing the "actually I do cuss a little" sound while she's getting her gear on to spar with Andrew and when it reaches the "probably fuck" portion of the audio the clip switches to her taking Andrew downnnn. And then there's a beat drop just cause.

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Another edit of Neil but with the "am I the drama? I don't think I'm drama" sound.

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Upperclassmen scrolling through news articles or flipping through sports news channels rhag are reporting on them while miming along to "is this fucking play about us"

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Some teammates, probably upperclasmen, definitely Nicky also miming along to "I'm sorry, not everybody fits in the bad bitch genre, it's a genre, not everybody fits on the he roster" while dressed in full exy uniform, with the caption "when you're coach only recruits the most traumatised bitches"

And forcing teammates to do "day in the life" "what i eat in a day as a member of the most fucked up exy team" and "ootd" videos.

Andrew (bribed with alcohol, ice cream and ten dollars) does a What I Eat in a Day as depressed mother of 3 whose forced to play stickball. There's no sound, its just the picture carousel style w block letters next to pics of his food:

Breakfast is a massive mug of hot chocolate with half a can of squirty cream and marshmallows.

Breakfast 2 is a big bowl of whatever sugary flavour cereal that's overflowing w E Numbers and almost illegal food dye you guys have in the US.

Snack 1 is a chocolate bar.

Lunch is a slice of pizza, fries and then there's a hand forcing salad onto his plate. Andrew adds a note to this pic saying "I'm allergic to green, Kevin's trying to kill me"

Snack 2 is a an energy drink and a cigarette

Dinner is a pint of ice cream

Midnight snack is just a pic of Neil which Andrew thinks is an obvious coming out without coming out vibe but everyone is immediately worried about Neil's safety and there endals up being a Reddit thread about Andrew being a cannibal.

Then they post a follow up video of Kevin reacting to this and he just watches on in despair saying "no. no. Andrew you have a nutritionist!"